February 2008
Rolling Stone : Wale Gives the Street a Festivus... →
..because Seinfeld is so hood.
Liveblogging The Hills Trailer | The A.V. Club →
In response to me informing my research mentor I...
Hope you feel better. Hopefully you’ll stop sounding like you have 2 pack a day habit.
Darling Dexter: Wedding Wednesday →
How cute is my Big?!
maybe inappropriate?
incubus6886: hahaha, you are alreayd on my ex's shit list
incubus6886: congrats
incubus6886: and hopefully she is on the way to hating me
incubus6886: I'm really hoping so
SAMedearis: so I've heard. apparently I'm the "blonde bitch".
SAMedearis: thats alright though
incubus6886: LOL
incubus6886: you should be happy
incubus6886: she sucks
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln
Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle →
Steal These Lines | The A.V. Club →
..all I need is a good defense..
cause I’m feeling like a criminal… For the record — since its on my permanent: ”Did assault [foreign cab driver theif’s name] to which she scratched his face with her hands and nails”. Class 1 Misdemeanor. I’m glad that we called them because he was robbing me, and took my whole clutch from me — but I got charged with self defense, ahem, I mean...
“I do PR work for an Autism foundation, it’s good stuff. I’m gonna get some...”
– Adam, from whatever season of Big Brother.
Delusional Much? / Mollygood →
Things That Still Exist | The A.V. Club →
WatchOnline Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently |The Onion
Hillary Clinton writes for Us Weekly →
Pathetic.
The word of 2007? →
Merriam-Webster seems to be the expert. I beg to differ. ..and to think “blamestorm” came in close at #5.
“Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are...”
– Scott Adams
WatchJoel is my hero.
WatchMr. Strawberry — He never would.
I don't care what anyone says -- John Mayer is... →
Rolling Stone is so witty. →
My favorite one is about Making the Band 4. [Dy-lan, Dy-lan, and Dy-lan]
"God?!" -- You were way off.
Chick #1: Man, I wish Colin would stop saying he loves me.
Chick #2: Why, you don't love him?
Chick #1: I care about him, but I don't love him. I only love one person.
Chick #2: Who? God?
Chick #1: No -- me.
--Park Plaza Diner, Brooklyn
Overheard in NY
Ban on serving food to the obese -- I don't hate... →
Study Counters Autism-Vaccination Link | The Onion →
