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How to pay for this year’s christmas presents:
Step 1: Fuck her — steal every last copy of Sarah Palin’s book I can get my hands on.Step 2: Fuck it — forge her loopy-ass autograph on each one.
Step 3: Fuck ‘em — sell the books on eBay to Republicans who deserve exactly what they get.
At $80 to $100 per signed copy, these should cover quite a bit of egg nog and artificial snow.